Eeky, sticky stuff that’s utterly goo
Have you ever had someone spit into your shoe
Your chest , your shoulder and on your hair, too
Have you ever had someone spit into your shoe
Yet still smile and tell him “Coochie-coochie-coo!”
I have had that someone spit into my shoe,
My shoulder, my chest and on my hair, too
I love him no matter, I cherish the goo
I love him forever, I’m sure you will, too.
(Now if you’ll just excuse me,
I think he just poo'd!)

My gooey, pooey, coochie coo.
Joshim, 4 months